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Welcome To My World, Where Every Day Is Halloween!

The Ghost (the real thing)
Ms. Rachael, The FCG
See Sawing Skeletons
Uncle Ikky and Ms. Bernice
Elegantly Eerie
Sleepy Hollow Flaming Pumpkin
Accessorize Yourself--The Details Make The Difference!
The Legend of the Christmas Corpse

It's All About Meeeeeee!

It's Mr. Lounge Lizard on His 40th B'day

All you didn't want to know about a very strange 40 year old Halloween fanatic....

I wish I could say that this was altered some way in Photoshop but it's not...

How do you sum up me? Well, someone who likes to live is a start, I like life. I don't have much decorum about myself, I'll do just about anything within reason and I like to make other people happy. I've been a Halloween fanatic for most of all my life (except my 2 overboard zealout religious fanatic years where I was listening to a bunch of very wrong people) and divide death into 2 catagories, suspended reality happy death as in Halloween ghouls and goblins and the spooky stuff in fun and tragedy which isn't anything to be happy about. I'm not a Satanist, into the Occult, a Witch or preoccupied with death--I just love Halloween.

But I digress.

I'm a Southerner and proud of it (and yes, to all that may inquire from the North, we do have paved roads and running water--I have actually been asked that before). A college graduate, I work in a family business, have been an award-winning artist in glass sculpture (don't do that anymore, too expensive), and currently reside in Central Alabama in my new house with my roommate and 7 (yes, 7) cats happily generating much gossip, speculation and worry from the neighbors.

And let's get it out in the open: Martha is innocent, she was framed, she is a scapegoat, she, she, oh heck, she's probably guilty as sin but I love her anyhow.

There, I've said it and I'm proud of it.

My Original Culinary Creation...

Don't ask, just don't ask.

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Probably the scariest one of all...I'm not pretty first thing in the morning

What's wrong with this picture?
Right! I look somewhat normal!

The eye cream was a little old I guess...

Always the chef, my favorite creation...razor blade cake

Yum Yum Yum!

Aww, come on, at least try a little!

Some tips for having a happy life:

Don't take yourself too seriously.
People like to hang around nice people.
Act happy.
Have fun.
Laugh at yourself.
Treat others like you would like to be treated.
Love your neighbor like yourself.
Do good things for other people without repayment.
Be truthful.
Be polite.
Be honest.
Be kind.
Don't judge.

Give it a shot. If it doesn't work, I'll triple your money back, no questions asked!

I said it once, I say it again...don't ask.

Please run, please, for your own sake.

This is a blatant cry for help.